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Teen Girl Fantasy

Teen Girl Fantasy (Nick Weiss and Logan Takahashi)
May 1, 2009 – New York University Strawberry Festival
NY, NY

Remember all those electronic/ambient bands from the ‘70s? (Kraftwerk, Amon Duul, Can, Tangerine Dream, etc.)? And the trance/house music groups from the ‘90s? (Or was it the ‘80s?) Fast forward to: Teen Girl Fantasy.

Nick Weiss and Logan Takahashi are a duo from Oberlin College (the progressive pearl in the flat ol’ Midwest oyster) who’ve been playing together just a year and have already been noticed on both sides of the Pond, by Melody Maker, Impose Magazine: Best of CMJ, and Pitchfork, among other media.

Using a Juno-106, MPC 1000, MicroKorg, and Korg Electribe, no laptops or backing tracks, they produce music that has movement: insistent, pulsing sounds from keyboards, synthesizers, vocal samples. Beat crossed with dream. They claim musical influences as far apart as Harmonia and Cece Peniston, so describing their music is like trying to explain a complex painting. Drone, 4/4, gating synths, cosmic disco-noise, dancing in slow motion…it’s all in there.

What they did in their short set at this outdoor gig in the heart of the Village had collegians in the crowd asking one another: “Who are these guys?” Literally; I heard them. They were reacting to Dubjam/Intro; Now That’s What I Call Volume 2 (could mean turning up the amp to 11, or some really great hair mousse; these guys have a good sense of humour); Floor to Floor; New Image Every Day; Portofino; and Azz Klapz/Customize IT. I can’t even begin to guess what that last title means.

After touring from Tijuana, Mexico to Olympia, Washington with bliss-noise artist Kixly last summer, they performed at Wham City’s Whartscape Festival 2008 in Baltimore. This spring/summer, they’ve been touring both coasts, the Midwest, and Canada, opening for acts such as Lucky Dragons, Pictureplane, Dan Deacon, THE GZA, and Blues Control. They also premiered a video installation/performance with Jacob Ciocci of Paper Rad.

Says Pitchfork: “…something akin to High Places’ post-pop at its most buoyant, but informed more by house music and beat-heavy Top 40 hip-hop, and rather accomplished for two very young dudes working out of their bedrooms.” -http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/11283-floor-to-floor/

What Impose Magazine had to say:
“…Oberlin, Ohio duo Teengirl Fantasy have been pouring all the most exhilarating bits of those raucous past dance anthems, complete with chopped vocal snips, into their own unique sort of bedroom club music. A huge beach party, where the boombox got waterlogged and now skips and sizzles and is mysteriously picking up four stations at once, and no one cares at all…”

Some less artistic comments from their MySpace.com/teengirlfantasy page:
“House is a feeling.”
“You make my mind explode.”
“Really dope stuffff.

Where to get the music:
12″ disc coming soon on True Panther Sounds (http://truepanther.com/).
Current release is the vinyl 7-inch on Merok Records (www.merokrecords.com)
(1 song on each side)
Link to download free EP: http://music.pukekos.org/TeengirlFantasy.zip

Upcoming Dates:

Sep 1
Noord-Holland

Nov 5
Subbacultcha 5 year anniversary @ the Melkweg
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland

Michael Jackson miscellany

Get ready for all the baloney to start spreading. Here are a couple of facts to get you started:

1) Michael Jackson did NOT  invent the Moonwalk. It was done by lots of “cats” back in the 1930s, and it was called “The Buzz.” I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth: Cab Calloway. He could still do it at 80 years old.

2) Michael Jackson did not start the whole charity record trend. Connie Francis was one of the first, if not the first, artist to make a record for charitable purposes. The money it raised went to the families of the policemen who were shot in Dallas when JFK was assassinated.

I’m sure there will be more nonsense, so caveat emptor.

SCOTT WALKER

Anybody seen “30 Century Man,” the film about Scott Walker?

And does anyone know if he’s living in France, or elsewhere these days? Graham?

I have my reasons.

Bruce Springsteen May 23, 2009, Izod Center, NJ

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
& THE E STREET BAND
May 23, 2009
Izod Center, East Rutherford, NJ
The Lineup: Steve Van Zandt, Clarence Clemons, Roy Bittan, Gary Tallent, Max Weinberg, Nils Lofgren, Soozie Tyrell, Charlie Giordano, Cindy Mizelle, Curtis King

A Springsteen homecoming is always a big deal, and this time there were only two shows, in a smaller arena than last summer’s Giants Stadium gigs, so you can imagine how many bodies were packed in per square inch. The area directly in front of the stage was jammed with wristband people—no seats, no room to move, lots of Bruce sweat splashing on them, within grabbing distance of The Messiah.
Or, as I like to call him, Rock’s Mr. Congeniality. I get the Everyman icon thing, but when was he added to Mount Rushmore? Whatever; it works for me. It still amazes me that a rock concert can be a family affair; by now I’m used to seeing young kids, but in my row were also a couple of senior citizens—sans grandchildren. The upside of Bruce being as wholesome as apple pie: nobody throws up near me. And not once did I get beer-baptized by some moron playing air guitar. Although there certainly were plenty of morons playing air guitar. And BTW, what’s with the finger-pointing thing?
The band blasted into “Badlands” as the opening and yes, the roof blew off. Next Bruce sneaked up on “Spirit In The Night,” starting out sitting on the front apron. He worked the front catwalk a lot, doing some high kicks (I’ve figured out that those are stretch jeans), and the back catwalk, to take care of the people in the worst seats. Out front again, he played tug-of-war with some of the wristband people—if they’d let go, the Boss would’ve flown backwards ass over teacup.
Clarence on harmonica opened “Outlaw Pete”, and Bruce did a fine drama queen job acting the song, even donning a cowboy hat after doing the Townshend windmill. An unremarkable “Something In The Night” preceded “Out In The Street,” which had Bruce skipping around walks like a kid on the last day of school. After “Seeds,” Clarence whistled us into “Working On A Dream”.
Then the Preacher Man started workin’ it. “I’m so glad to be here in the swamps of Jersey!” Round of riotous acclamation. “We want to take the fear that’s out there and build us a house of love. We want to take the despair and build a house of hope. We want to take the doubt and build a house of faith. We want to take the sadness and build a house of joy and happiness. We want to build a house of sexual healing.” (Lots of responses to that one.) Good politics, that.
For “Seeds” Nils opened with a solo; every time I hear him I say, “I forgot how good he is!” Soozie Tyrell also picked up a six-string, making it a four-guitar lineup. Maybe she was the Patti substitute. Bruce explained Patti’s absence by saying that she was accompanying his young daughter (a rider) on tour.
One of the show’s knock-‘em-dead numbers was a seriously rocking “Johnny 99.” Nils delivered a smashing slide guitar solo, followed by a solo from Steve; Max was playing so hard (the word “piledriver” comes to mind) that he almost levitated. All this, while the audience “woo-woo”ed like a choo choo train. Bruce worked that, too. He turned his head toward the front of the house to see how loud the screams were, then to the seats behind the stage—back and forth, back and forth. The winner was clearly the maniacs behind the stage, who generated twice as much racket.
“The Ghost of Tom Joad” this time was more than a power ballad. Charlie broke out his accordion; Nils soloed wildly, whirling like a dervish—literally, on one leg. Then came the sign-collecting. Bruce liked a lot of them, but the request they took was the Rascals’ “Good Lovin,’” and may I say, Mercy! They kicked out the jams. In the middle of the hard rocking, Roy’s organ solo did “Fe” Cavaliere proud.
Next up, “The E Street Shuffle”, followed by “Cover Me”, with another amazing Nils solo, and then one by Bruce. On harmonica, Bruce led into “Thunder Road;” the audience sang the first verse at his urging. Favorite line of the heavily New Jersey-populated crowd: “It’s a town full of losers and I’m pulling out of here to win!” Nobody does it louder. Which always confused me: people who live in New Jersey hate Jersey and want to get out, but they’re proud of it because Bruce is from Jersey, but Bruce hated Jersey, which is why he got out, but now he’s proud of being from Jersey. Somebody give me a playbook.
“Waitin’ On A Sunny Day” was mom-pleasing time: Bruce got one little kid in the wristband pit to sing with him; for a line or two the kid was doing a fine job, then got derailed by having the Boss up close and personal. Cue for Bruce to dance away. Then the blonde boy with Jay Weinberg’s autograph on the back of his T-shirt and a sign saying, “I’d drive all night from Georgia to see Bruce play” (which the blonde family actually did) was the object of Bruce’s attention, and received a well-aimed harmonica.
Not until “Promised Land” did Clarence really have much to do: serious sax playing. Until then he’d been relatively stationary, clearly not well. He wasn’t blasting as usual. His walking was slow and uncomfortable-looking; the hip replacement doesn’t seem to have healed yet. The golden throne and dais in the Minister of Soul’s corner wasn’t merely decorative. He did sit, and not just occasionally.
“Incident on 57th Street” was the first time I sat. That’s when I noted the creative lighting: an overhead oval rig emanating multiple shades of lavender and periwinkle (look it up, boys); stage railings defined in turquoise, magenta, and purple. Cut back to Bruce doing excellent guitar work, Roy contributing pretty electric piano figures, and Max—well, the words “cannon shot” and “machine gun” come to mind.
The song Bruce dedicated to Patti was “Kingdom of Days.” Shrewd choice, considering the recent flap over Another Woman. The song shows what a true poet he is—until he gets to “baby blue,” which I presume was thrown in to fill out the line, because it sure clunks in the midst of all that poetry.
On “Lonesome Day” Clarence finally filled the arena with his sound, though it was less than robust; the house lights kept flashing on to cue us to shout the triple “it’s all right” chorus. A song about infidelity followed a song telling Patti “I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you I do”─interesting. Then Bruce jumped from the personal to the political: “The Rising” was another singalong, and the reverb on his voice gave this already magnificent hymn an extra anthemic quality. That Messianic thing. Last song before the encores (there’s no point calling it the last song; we all know that after the band leaves the stage, there’ll be another half hour of music) was “Born To Run”” in all its thunderous glory. Cell phone fireflies danced around the arena.
Before the first encore, Bruce pitched his “friends and neighbors” for the Community FoodBank of New Jersey, which is helping to feed people who are out of work and can’t afford the basics. Good move. He didn’t even have to say, They’re cleaning up the mess that bozo left when he left the White House. He auctioned off four VIP tickets and complete access, to raise money for the FoodBank.
Next major highlight: “Hard Times,” the 1855 Stephen Foster song. Bruce’s gravelly sound and the gospel choir arrangement, carried by the exciting harmonies of Cindy and Curtis, lifted the audience to higher ground, despite the unsettling sight of Clarence soloing from a stool center stage. Unfortunately, “Kitty’s Back In Town,” the next tune, didn’t live up to those fireworks. It began well, with a guitar lead-in from Bruce, and “The Professor” stretching out on piano and organ. But during Bruce’s next solo, the audience wasn’t bouncing and yelling. The band fell into an extended jazz-like jam, with some peculiar organ progressions; the energy level in the place dropped precipitously, despite frenzied activity on stage. Bruce had to work hard to grab the audience back, but he did it, building “here she comes” up from a whisper as the others chimed in. Allowing this song to meander, especially during the encore, was a mistake; people shouldn’t be sitting now. If you must do something messy or pointless, hide it in the middle of the set, so people will forget it by the pseudo-final song.
“Land of Hope and Dreams” fared much better; who doesn’t love that “this train” figure? Then Mighty Max kicked into “American Land”, and all Celtic hell broke loose on stage and off. Yes, we were jigging in the aisles. When Bruce introduced the band, at Clarence’s mention, they bowed in homage to The Big Man. Then it was time for the “heart-stoppin’, history-makin’, booty shakin’” and god knows what else “legendary E Street Band” chant. Bruce and Steven went into the crowd to say goodbye, but people were having none of it. You can never have too much Bruce. I don’t know how his heart hasn’t given out. But he was taking no prisoners: “Are you trying to test me? Do you want to test me? The Turnpike is closed, no one goes home!”
Slam-bang into “Glory Days,” with by-play between Bruce and Steven, which, unless I missed something, seemed to have been absent up until then. The capper: “Mony Mony,” at such a fever pitch, I’m surprised the George Washington Bridge wasn’t quaking. The last thing you see as they turn to leave is Bruce doing his guitar hula-hooping trick. Wonder how many times he hit himself in the head before he got this move down? Just joking. I love the man. He ain’t perfect, but he’s the best there is.

Madonna and Martha Stewart

These two old-fashioned gals are dragging us back into the Dark Ages.

Madonna shows women how to be sex tools. Martha teaches us how to fulfill our potential as kitchen utensils.

Get a job, Martha! Nobody in the 21st century has the time to shellac acorns and weave twigs into centerpieces. And we’re supposed to feel bad about ourselves if we can’t?

Madonna–puh-leeze! She made it on her back.

At 19, slept with her twice-as-old dance teacher who was already living with someone else (how do I know? I was at that studio) and got club dancer gigs.

Slept with well-known club DJ (Jellybean Benitez) and got her record played in the clubs.

Slept with famous actors (Sean Penn, Warren Beatty) and made Hollywood movies despite complete lack of acting ability.

Slept with famous director and—oops, Madonna, what happened? Didn’t get a payoff?

What’s feminist or cutting edge about posing for anatomically correct photos? She’s selling sex, like it’s been sold forever–only her price tag has more zeroes. Great role model for pre-pubescent girls wanting to be popular: show your underwear and spread your legs! Remember those department store Madonna boutiques in the ‘80s?

But have you noticed you never see them together?

Why is there not one photo of Madonna with Martha Stewart?

Doesn’t that strike you as odd? Let’s review the evidence:

1) Both are in show business, with no justifiable reason that I can see.

2) Both are blondes.  Sort of.

3) Neither of them can sing.

4) Madonna spends her life acting like she’s always in the bedroom.

5) Martha spends her life acting like she’s always in the kitchen.

Does the name ‘Clark Kent’ ring a bell?

Madonna and Martha Stewart are the same woman--the double-barreled incarnation of the forces of darkness, out to annoy smart, sane, self-respecting, busy women everywhere. I say, unite against the enemy–and her name begins with an M!

KEITH RICHARDS’ DIARY

KEITH RICHARDS’ DIARY as told to Kris DiLorenzo

1972 or thereabouts:
Played the Garden– I think, heh-heh. The building kept jumpin’ up and down, an’ I was sideways, so, well, y’ know….

Fell asleep somewhere. Woke up on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Hey–somebody fixed my teeth when I wasn’t looking. Mother’s Little Helper, you know, heh-heh.

Ronnie, finish my sentence for me, will ya becuzz mma sohglp’f, mefk;’ fmah ha ha ha

Yeh, we’re goin’ into th’ studio today. Or tomorrow. Maybe it was last week. Whatever.

Have an idea for a few licks. Think I’ll–ZZZzzzz…..

Mick’s a soddin’ wanker. We’re like brothers.

2006 The Bigger Bang Tour

OWW! What the hell…was I up a tree? Ha ha ha I thought I was changing a light bulb.

Best cure for that is jet skiing.

OWW! What the hell…

That’s all I can remember.

Reality Check: Queen and Thin Lizzy tour the USA. What on earth was Melody Maker thinking with “The Year Queen Lizzy Shook America”? (Harry Doherty, 1977)

I think Harry was a lot higher than I was when we both saw them at the Garden (Madison Square GARDEN, Harry, not Gardens) and the Coliseum. Comparing Thin Lizzy and Queen? What a joke.

There’s a reason Lizzy was the opening act and not vice versa. Doherty was clearly biased toward Lizzy. Could it be the Irish connection? Or maybe whichever band gives you the most access gets the most compliments? At least 8 articles about them in 3 years, for Melody Maker alone? Who paid for the plane tickets? The room at the Plaza? The limousine? I’m just asking.

For the life of me, I never understood what people thought was so great about Thin Lizzy. Some good riffs and volume cranked up to 11 do not a spectacular band make. Frankly, I was bored. (There are lots of Lizzy soundalike bands.) There was no moment when Thin Lizzy came close to blowing away Queen, let alone matching them.

Loyalty to Thin Lizzy (or any band, for that matter) doesn’t trump reality. I’ve seen a Stones show that sucked, Van Morrison acting like a jerk, and Springsteen shows where he forgot the lyrics and went round in circles until the audience had to prompt him. I’ve seen Brian May start in the wrong key, laugh and correct himself out loud, then start over. That’s how it’s done when you’re the best. Wonder what the Lizzy boys did when they dropped a clanger? Probably nobody could tell anyway.

Who cares about magnesium flashpots? I saw plenty of Queen shows, and barely noticed them.

Let’s talk about musicianship.

Singing: Um, gee, a guy who could whisper and roar, with about a 4-octave range, choirboy top notes and full force attack right in the place where most singers have a “break” in their voices? There was only one of them, and he wasn’t Phil Lynott.

Lead guitar: What could Scott Gorham, Gary Moore, or for that matter Brian Robertson play that Brian May can’t? Vice versa: could they play what Brian invented and sound like Brian? Don’t be silly. Did they build their own guitars? Not. Can you instantly identify the sound of any of the Lizzy guitarists if you don’t know the song? Nope. Can you instantly identify Brian May’s sound, out of context? Yep.

Drummers: Even if they both played equally well, which band had one who could sing a high E and sustain it? Lizzy? Wrong again.

Bass players: it doesn’t even matter at this point.

Showmanship? Originality? Show me one Lynott move that compared with Mercury’s strut and drama. Sure, the ballet tights (which I forgot about long ago) and hot pants were awful, but that was one for the lads, dearie. The man could control a stadium full of drunks with one “Shush, darlings!”

Creativity: Thin Lizzy’s big departure from their rock songs was a blues number. Queen had six different flights on every album. You could love or hate where they were going, but you never yawned.

Songwriting: Did Thin Lizzy ever need a lyric sheet for their oh-so-complex writing? On the other hand, how long did it take you to learn all the words to “Bohemian Rhapsody”? And didn’t you have to look up “Bismillah”? If you’re not a fan of complexity, how’s “Tie Your Mother Down” and “Stone Cold Crazy” for hard rock?

Longevity: How many people do you know who still listen to Thin Lizzy (besides Harry, that is)? How many Thin Lizzy songs do you hear on the air, anywhere? Now count how many people still listen to Queen, and are even willing to show up for the Faux Queen tours with that ridiculous what’s-his-name trying to fill Freddie’s tights? How many times a week do you hear Queen on the radio? Granted, they play the same 4 or 5 tunes to death, but radio jocks aren’t noted for their originality–nor are radio’s restrictive formats conducive to kicking out the jams.

Now, to be royally sexist for a moment (it’s my prerogative; I put up with it for more than a decade in the music business, and the situation hasn’t evolved much since then), let’s rate the band on looks.

Queen: 3 (sorry John; not a looker)

Thin Lizzy: 1 (Scott had gorgeous hair)

I said this in my review of Queen’s first album: “Queen sounds like nobody else, and nobody sounds like Queen…All that glitters certainly isn’t gold, but Queen is a 24-karat lode.” Yeah, people laughed at that. And now may I just say, HA! right back.

Top 10 Single Malt Whiskies IMHO

On second thought, don’t argue with me!

Laphroaig

Lagavulin

Bunnhahabhain

The Macallan (25-year-old)

Islay

Talisker

Oban

Highland Park

Knockando

Jura

Bruce Springsteen, July 27, 2008, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey

Set List:
Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
Radio Nowhere { lyrics }
Lonesome Day { lyrics }
No Surrender { lyrics }
Adam Raised A Cain { lyrics }
Spirit In The Night { lyrics }
Summertime Blues
Brilliant Disguise { lyrics }
Atlantic City { lyrics }
Growin’ Up { lyrics }
Janey Don’t You Lose Heart { lyrics }
I’ll Work For Your Love { lyrics }
Youngstown { lyrics }
Murder Incorporated { lyrics }
The Promised Land { lyrics }
Livin’ In The Future { lyrics }
Mary’s Place { lyrics }
Working On The Highway { lyrics }
Tunnel Of Love { lyrics }
The Rising { lyrics }
Last To Die { lyrics }
Long Walk Home { lyrics }
Badlands { lyrics }

Girls In Their Summer Clothes { lyrics }
Jungleland { lyrics }
Born To Run { lyrics }
Bobby Jean { lyrics }
Dancing In The Dark { lyrics }
American Land { lyrics }
Rosalita { lyrics }

BRUUUUUUCE
Bruce was an hour late. All afternoon, monster thunderstorms had been drowning the New York area, threatening to make the show impossible.  But all of us were there on time, and I was not thrilled with the diva delay–in all my years of Bruce-going, he’d never pulled this before, and after all, he doesn’t live that far from Giants Stadium.
Then the band hit the stage and Bruce explained, “Down where we were, it was looking kinda biblical!”
And from that moment, he had somewhere in the neighborhood of 70,000 people eating out of his hands, Basically, Bruce Springsteen can get 70,000 people to do anything he wants. Or in the case of the Super Bowl half-time show, 90,000. In record time, too. Twelve minutes? He’s got jokes that take longer than that.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been in an arena with that many people, but with Springsteen at the helm, it’s an oceanic, ecstatic experience: 140,000 (or 180,000) hands waving in the air, 70,000 (or 90,000) heads bobbing in rhythm, and the enormous thunder of –well, you do the feet math. And EVERYONE was singing. IN TUNE.  Sometimes all Bruce had to do was conduct this mammoth orchestra; they knows every word he’s written, so he can lift an arm, cup an ear, cock his head–one gesture–and he’s got the biggest backup chorus– hell, they’ll even sing lead– in the world. And when he takes it down, he can silence them with one “Sshh!”

When Bruce screws up the key or goes up on his lines–and he will; after you’ve written about 300 songs, you might flub a couple here and there–he cracks up, tries to fake it, loses it again, listens to the voluble prompting of the entire Bruce-addled audience, and eventually laughs himself back into the right lyrics.
The guy was very loose, friendly, having a great time, shakin’ his butt, doing a real funky strut. A great actor, too, on the dark songs and stripped-down versions of his hits—you wouldn’t know if it weren’t for the Jumbotron screens. He’s developed a fine-tuned sense of drama over the years, knows exactly where the camera is, uses every eyeblink and head tilt to convey meaning. He doesn’t just sing the songs, he acts them.
A half hour into the show, Bruce’s blue denim shirt and jeans had turned black with sweat. But he was still bopping around like the 20-something-year-old he was when I first saw him play in 1975 at the Bottom Line in NYC.  Yes, that run, which led to the “I have seen the future of rock and roll” quote and a great job for Jon Landau, even better than being a rock critic like the rest of us. It struck me about a hundred times during the Giants Stadium show that most of this band is over 50 years old, but they play like a hungry young outfit looking to make a big noise. Especially that locomotive out front.
He can be 100% ham, and it works, because he’s not just hilarious, he’s joyously over-the-top little boy hilarious. Sometimes he gets so happy, he just bounces up and down for no musical reason at all. He’s funny. He may be an obsessive control freak in the studio, but on stage he’s a (possessed) goofball. Another impossible combination of words, right? Sorry, but the man does defy all previously established rock and roll criteria. And he does this without drugs or alcohol.
It’s ridiculous to use the words “explosive” and “cute” in the same sentence, let alone to describe the world’s biggest rock star. Yes, I said it: BIGGEST. Our Jersey boy has eclipsed all the Brits who used to have a lock on the Rock God thing. How many 56-year-old guys do you know who can do a knee drop and slide across an entire stage? (The longest and best I’ve seen in all my Springsteen concerts. Same one that millions of viewers saw at the Super Bowl half-time show.) And he’s always got a new trick: now he slings his guitar round and round his body like a hula hoop– without getting hurt. Maybe he could show Roger Daltrey how to catch that lariat mic.
Springsteen has solved the dilemma of making heartfelt, soulful music that reaches everyone in a massive crowd. He got very up close and personal with the audience, lying down at the edge of the stage and letting them carry him off and pass him around. (Wouldn’t you hate to be the fool who dropped The Boss?) He constantly interacted, bantering with the audience, reading out loud their song requests from the home-made banners nobody was supposed to bring into the stadium. (The management’s list of Do’s and Don’ts for the concert declared them “prohibited items.”) He even sang Happy Birthday (well, his version of it) to a little girl whose parents had her hold up a “Rosie” sign. At first she was delighted at the attention, but after a while began to get a little freaked out by this sweaty, scary guy rasping into a microphone right next to her. Some day her parents will mortify her by telling the story.
I’ve lost track of how many Springsteen concerts I’ve seen, starting with his 1975 debut at the Bottom Line in Manhattan: by the time he leaped onto and jumped off his amp, we were standing on the tables yelling. People are still standing on their chairs—but now, there are three generations of them.  Two rows ahead of me were a white-haired couple, their adult son and his wife, and the grandchildren—all of them Bruce fans. I took two 15-year-old guys (one a damn good musician in his own right) to the show–their first Bruce experience. They knew what they’d heard on the radio, but they had no idea about the size of the truck about to hit them. First they were thunderstruck, then they were “whoa-oh-whoah” ing along on “Badlands,” and by the end of the first half hour they were pogoing along with me and hollering at the top of their lungs. Another two converts, another two T-shirts sold. (Okay, three; I just had to. I’ve never paid that much for a T-shirt in my life. But for Bruce…)
Over the years, Bruce’s introductions of the E-Streeters have become a set piece of evangelistic testifying; he can sanctify a crowd better than any tent revival fanatic. I’ll wave my Sunday-go-to-meetin’ hat in the air for that. Several songs now have a gospel sheen; none exemplifies the fervor better than the current rendition of “The Rising,” with its down-home shouter centerpiece. When you hear this, you realize how easy it would be for the man to become some power-drunk Messiah (and I am SURE he would HATE that word applied to him). As people down front desperately, adoringly clutched at his legs, the more cynical of the two guys with me nailed it: “I’m a leper!”  Fortunately, when Bruce does wield his power, it’s on behalf of other people.
But Bruce isn’t a solo act. He’s fronting one kickass rock’n’roll band. Max Weinberg out-slams guys half his age. Nils Lofgren, one of those underrated guitar guys, let loose and knocked everyone’s heads off; you don’t see him perform that often, so you forget how spectacular he can be. I almost didn’t miss the backflips. Professor Roy Bittan was in fine form, aided and abetted by newbie Charles Giordano on organ, and Soozie Tyrell (now blonde) practically sends sparks flying from her fiddle (or should that be, violin?). “Little” Steven Van Zandt is as great a harmonizer as ever could be, but honestly, after 40 years of this, couldn’t he use more than one facial expression? Gary Tallent is just so right on the bass, he doesn’t even have to slap it to make his point.
Now, Patty Scialfa– she has such a perfect voice, it’s impossible; she can waft a silvery sound overhead  that seems to have emanated from a misty Celtic land, harmonize with her husband’s gravelly sound, and—which she doesn’t get to do enough of—she can rock.  I just don’t understand how she can be so stoic onstage. If I were playing with the greatest working rock band, I’d look a lot happier. I vote that Bruce lets her work out on the rockers, not just the ballads. As for Clarence Clemons, the master blaster– how could Bruce ever have had a band without Clarence Clemons in it? Clarence is the bottom in the music and the thrills and chills on the ride. Can I get an “Amen”?!
Yes indeed, as Bruce proclaims during his preachin’ segment, the E-Streeters, the Ministry of Rock, are the hardest-rockin’, ass-kickin’, heart-stoppin’, pants-droppin’, foot-stompin’, earth-quakin’, booty-shakin’ champeen rock and roll band.
I knew a theatre critic in London who didn’t like it when a particular scene in Dancing at Lughnasa made him misty-eyed; he called it “manipulative.” I wonder what he’d feel like at a Bruce baptism. He’d probably rock his butt off and then complain that the music got the better of him, because sound manipulates your emotions. YEAH, DUH!! There’s no way in hell that any human being of any age could live through the catharsis of a Springsteen show and not be astounded. Not just by what happens onstage, with that motley crew blasting out a tremendous wall of sound (Phil Spector would faint–if he ever left his house), but also by what happens in the audience: the camaraderie, the shedding of masks, the brotherhood–I’d say sisterhood, too, but I seemed to be the only woman there without a date– the (yep, I’m gonna say it) love Bruce stirs up.

Vignette: Two of the most mismatched 30-something pals, a real Mutt and Jeff combo, in the row ahead of me were singing along (granted, after a couple of beers), when they spontaneously slung their arms around each other in a hug, almost in tears. And not that “Hey, I’m not gay” homophobic quick back-slap hug that most straight men do, but a genuine “You’re my best friend” hug. Bruce gives voice to inarticulate guys like them.

Three truths about a Springsteen show remain constant:

1) Bruce will always put out twice as much energy as anyone else. He’d wear out Mick Jagger–and I’ve also lost count of how many times I’ve seen those guys. Most bands play shorter concerts as they get bigger (and older). You don’t see the Stones doing any three-hour shows– not even two hours. Bruce’s shows get longer and wilder. Even if you pay an exorbitant ticket price, from Bruce you get a no-holds-barred pull-out-all-the-stops three hours of MUSIC with a capital “M.” And at the end of the last encore, Bruce is still skipping across the stage like a kid. It just ain’t natural.

2) I have never witnessed or heard of a fight at a Springsteen show. Period.

3) Anyone who goes in unconvinced about this New Jersey devil leaves with their ass kicked, a spring in their step, and a galaxy-wide smile. (Maybe even a new T shirt, regardless of the $40 price tag.)

That’s the thing: you can’t go to a Bruce concert and not be moved. And move. You may be the curmudgeon of the century, you may not understand a word the man says–whaddaya want; he’s a Jersey boy– but you will be affected by the sheet electricity engulfing you. Never underestimate the power of 70,000 “Whoa-oh-woahhhhh”s.

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