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Get it on yer leather…

Author: Joss Hutton

I’ve just splurged on a new – well, secondhand – leather jacket. Which means that I’ve fallen in love with this rock’n'roll totem all over again, just as I did upon taking charge of each of the many other, seemingly ‘perfect’ leather jackets that have passed into my greasy mitts over the years.

Compared to many other areas of male clothing, the leather jacket has spawned a serious number of sartorial wowzers and bow-wow-we-wow-sers. For every Michael Jackson abomination (hilariously lampooned in the Comic Strip film, “The Supergrass”), there’s a Peter Fonda in “The Wild Angels”. For every Jeremy Clarkson wannabe in a ‘re-imagined’ designer jacket (made out of the parts of animal hide that other cows couldn’t reach), there’s some old biker blasting past in a jacket that’s ensured he’s cut a swathe through life for over 40 years, come rain or shine.

When it comes to leather jackets, beauty’s in the eye, ear (listen for the creak), and the (usually, slightly restricted) shoulder movement of the beholder. Not only is it, as Mick Farren suggests in his excellent tome, “The Black Leather Jacket”, modern street armour, but a great example also taps into a fundamental male need: it’s incredibly dependable (even when you’re not) and will last for eons (leaving you looking good as a corpse).

For an impeccably-crafted, classically-designed, jaw-droppingly satisfying leather jacketing experience, you can forget the high street or mainstream designer names. They’re all terrible quality, badly cut and ugly. And for a little more or less money, you can have a really great jacket or coat…

It’s all about such legendary marques as Lewis / Aviakit, Perfecto / Schott, Aero, Eastman, Hercules, Buco, Sportcraft, Mascot and literally hundreds more, some of which are still turning out top quality goods today. In musical terms, the very names of these animal schmata mfgs are whispered by thrift store ghosts, boot fair poltergeists and Fleabay wraiths in much the same manner as a ska fiend may drop the name of the Doctor Bird label, or a jazzer go all goey at the thought of first-press Blue Note albums with the ‘dish’ that runs round the inside of the label. Whether horsehide, steerhide, goat- or pony-skin, these premium jackets and coats are expensive items (were back then, and still are) but will certainly last you a lifetime, bar the odd replacement of zippers, cuffs etc and a good going-over with hide feed once a year. And you’d be surprised at the range of great styles of jackets and coats on offer, in designs dating from the 1930s onwards – check out the links above or this excellent Canadian blog

For me, it all started with a three-button, black, slightly too large mid-60s over-jacket job I bought off Leicester market for a tenner when I was 16. I thought, in all honesty, that it made me look like one of The Downliners Sect, which seemed a pretty marvellous thing at the time, and wore it everywhere for years, even using it to kip under when bumping across Europe on tour, in an old Commer van that strongly resembled an overgrown dodgem car.

Mick Farren recounted the strange and wonderful feeling of slipping on a brand new Lewis Leathers jacket as a freshly-minted teen, but this type of steerhide bar mitzvah was always denied to me, simply due to lack of funds. Instead, over the past quarter century, I’ve owned and loved a motley crew of the seam-split, the flakey, the badly-sized and those jackets or coats I got cheap off Fleabay and hoped would fit.

Some lovely leathers, mind… I paid £1 to an old gal at a jumble sale in Stamford Hill for a WW2 horsehide dispatch rider’s coat so heavy you’d have sworn that Nazi gold had been hidden in the lining. I bagged a mint, late-50s Lewis Leather Bronx model – probably the quintessential jacket for British rock’n'roll fans of any age – from a stall in Brick Lane market for £15. And I picked up a flaky but amazing 1940s British coat, a Militus, for a tenner from a lady who’d worn it every weekend on Camden Market for 20 years, which looked like it came straight off an extra from the awesome ’50s road movie, “Hell Drivers”. But as great as these jackets were, in the words of Peter Cook, I sought “yet further kicks”…

Which brings me to my recent purchase, off Fleabay, of an Aero-made steerhide brute that’s by far the finest piece of clothing I’ve ever owned, bar the odd Stetson hat, dead man’s suit, gabardine shirt or pair of vintage bike boots. When I sit down, the jacket’s so thick that it’s still standing up, but it’ll break in soon enuff, thanks to Bath’s penchant for drawing rain down from every passing cloud. And I know I’ll be able to depend on it for the next 25 years, at least. Which ain’t bad for £100, I reckon.

Meanwhile, there’s still DIY to be done…

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Drinking With Bill

Author: Joss Hutton

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After thoroughly enjoying the BBC TV doc about William Eggleston this evening on the old iPlayer (“Imagine – The Colourful Mr Eggleston”), I thought anyone else who saw it may get a kick outta this…

Drinking with Bill

“Sonic Reducer’s art correspondent, Mr. John Weeden, recalls how he met lauded Memphis photographer William Eggleston, who rock ‘n’ roll dawgs may know from his pictures on the covers of Big Star’s Radio City, Alex Chilton’s Like Flies On Sherbert and, most inappropriately, Primal Scream’s Give Out But Don’t Give Up.

It was close to around ten o’clock on a Wednesday night, and I’d been at it for near onto four hours already. These kind of art sale gigs were dull as dirt. But I’d volunteered, under pressure from the owner of the garage downtown where I ran the picture gallery, in exchange for the tip jar on opening nights and a place to paint. It was Crinkley Sherbert’s show, a benefit in a bank lobby past the parkway, by the mall where the Barbaras met in the toilets to comb each other’s hair in an unconventional fashion.

They were auctioning off snowglobes for Christmas. Who got the dough, I never did know. I was behind the information desk, now converted into a bar by virtue of the empty bottles and cocktail napkins, shifting sour red wine to the frou-frous, with my intern Cammie alongside. She was making nice with dirty old men who were desperate to outlive their wives just for a chance at her. Cammie was a knockout blonde from Alabama – Montgomery, maybe – a dressed-in-black senior Chi-Omega at Rhodes College whose favored hobbies were bourbon and making nice with dirty old men who were desperate to outlive their old women. More exactly, it was the driving them wild with hopes of consummation that she liked, grinning sweetly wicked when the fur-fringed grand dames finally took notice of their sorry excuses for men and sidled up to the counter, dragging them, startled and stuttering, back to the conversation of their constituents. Little Miss Dixie, meanwhile, positively glistened with pride and waved like a prom queen as they shuffled away, slump-shouldered and very much against their will.

At least the drinks were free. I’d decided, years earlier, that bad poison could be remarkably appealing when you were broke and it was a gratis affair. Everyone else seemed to agree. Although I was fairly certain that the planters and bankers were a far sight better off than me, at that moment, they were too interested in Cammie and her low cut curves to care whether the wine was rank or not. My tongue ached of tannin and sulfite. I was dying for a cigarette. Cammie smiled with purple teeth as I passed her the corkscrew and made for the parking lot past the polished glass doors which were still stinking of Windex.

He was sitting crosslegged on the curb, staring out at the monstrosity of a church across the road, which was spotlit for dramatic effect and actually came off as pathetically over-reaching, even for the six lanes of traffic that’d be blurring by, had it been midday. His chin rested in the palm of his right hand while the fingers held a cigarette half burned up, already. Having left his matches inside, he asked for a light. I recognized him from the party, returning for another plastic cup of merlot-cab hybrid every ten minutes for at least two hours, attracting a rotating crowd of back-patting attendants who were only slightly less inebriated than himself and cracking jokes that I couldn’t overhear, but which caused the women to go red in the face.

I lit his next one and put out my hand to shake it, introducing myself as mama had taught me. “Bill,” he said, “how ya doin’?” We shot the breeze for a bit about the lame snowglobes, the idiocy of the Memphis art scene and the free bad wine. His eyes were heavy and weaved a bit, only ever so slightly bloodshot. His voice was low but still steady and only just then beginning to belie an oncoming slur. We made crude remarks about Little Miss Dixie. His teeth weren’t purple. Apart from his stooping posture, Bill was rather distinguished: salt and pepper hair, with a face wrinkled like a man that’d seen too many nights on a barstool and two days without a shave. I liked him immediately. He wore a tan linen jacket and a light cotton shirt, penny loafers and white socks, even in December, long after Labor Day. Bill said he “took pictures.” I drove a truck around Memphis delivering body parts, so I thought it was a fair enough answer.

We went on like this, swapping stories and bad-mouthing bands, until Crinkley arrived, pissed off, looking for me. Cammie had run out of wine and accused me of swiping a bottle. After shouting it out with the jackass, I bid farewell to Bill and retreated inside to sort the situation. Bill and his female companion invited me to dinner at a Chinese place in the strip mall next to the movie theater down Highland Avenue, but were gone before I could clean up. So instead I went on to see Justice Natchez waiting tables in Midtown, to have a few more beers before crashing on the couch until morning, which would see me getting up and answering the CB radio, to make some rent money in Collierville. Cammie left me with a lick of the ear and a pinch of the ass, laughing as she drove to another party in her daddy’s Saab. Such was my first encounter with the photographer William Eggleston, only finding out who he was three days later, when Crinkley balled me out for giving him too much drink.

Memphis is a dirty old town. Look at Bill’s photo Untitled, Memphis, 2001, of The Lamplighter bar on Madison Avenue, a decidedly dodgy spot if ever there was one. It is still daylight from the shine of the window, something I have rarely witnessed. There’s Olympia on tap for $1.00 a glass and unfiltered Lucky Strikes for $4.00 behind the bar. Elvis fights bulls in black velvet over the jukebox, which only plays country or rhythm & blues. Old school: Jim Reeves, Merle Haggard, Charlie Pride, the Ink Spots, Hank Sr. and Jr. Shirley will dispense a chili dog and tamales if you ask real sweet, then call you “darlin’.” If you’re lucky, the ‘box will skip and give you 24 songs for a dollar. If Shirley likes you, she’ll put seven credits on for free. There’ll be locals, don’t be too afraid. Most are just neighborhood drunks, truck drivers just off the road, art school dropouts, off duty waiters, punk rockers before the show, and the bobos just afterwards. It’s the Vietnam vets you have to watch out for – mind your manners or you’ll get into a mad conversation about Iraq or holdover Communists. Gulf War guys are even worse, though, as they fought for far less movie credits and a raw deal over the “syndrome” at the VA hospital down the road. Chili dogs and tamales can only soak up so much. The pay phone behind the counter is The Lamplighter’s only concession to the notion of communication with the world outside.

The ceiling tiles are yellow and buckled with water stains. The neon Bud sign in the shape of a guitar is always on and the American flag’s always flying, no matter how faded. The day they stopped selling Pabst Blue Ribbon in bottles was a sad day all around. Don’t be too sketched if the arcade game (Galaga, Pac-Man?) is hogged by that big dude wearing the foam and mesh Bassmaster’s cap, he’s a sweetheart. That Chihuahua yipping up and down the room is his, and he’s alright by Shirley; though I still can’t figure out how he keeps his glasses on without the benefit of a nose. It’s a snapshot, just another scene Bill comes across from one day to the next. It isn’t composed, so to speak, that’s not his style. He’s fond of old pistols and still aims from the hip. If it comes out, great. If not, fuck it. There’s plenty more film for tomorrow.

William Eggleston made color photography legitimate. Although his first show at New York City’s Museum of Modern Art in the ‘70s was vilified by critics and academics for making a mockery of that institution and the form of photography which, up to that point, was in the vein of Steiglitz or Brassai, photographers growing into the medium ever since, who are more accustomed to Polaroid family birthday parties and the accessibility afforded by cheap 35mm Vivitars and the like, have copied and ripped off the old man any which way they could. Whether it’s because he’s actually brilliant (which sometimes he’s definitely not) or his pictures give a convenient justification for making the most mundane subject suddenly ‘art’, it doesn’t really matter. Wolfgang Tillmans wouldn’t have won the Turner Prize without Eggleston. Thomas Struth would’ve had a hard time, even with his dialectic of the viewer and the viewed, if Bill hadn’t been taking pics of Memphis house parties three decades before. Richard Billingham cited Eggleston as a primary influence in his seminal coffetable book series Ray’s a Laugh.

Eggleston’s Untitled, from 1980, shows an open sliding glass door jamb with the toe of Bill’s shoe on the left and a vintage six cartridge revolver on the right. It’s a dumb picture, static, only marginally less than monochrome in its palette of neutral grays, tans and blacks. But it’s so much more. After you get over the fascination with the lines and contours of the pistol, the cracks in the concrete, the rotting, splintered wood of the jamb and the stains on the floor of the balcony begin to take the fore of attention. Perhaps the most delicate detail is the most resounding. Shadows from the railing of the stoop fall like arrow-pointers upon the pistol again with its own, otherwise ominous echo-shade, made almost ethereal for the stillness of its own mute, object-projecting, steel machine.

Untitled, Jackson, Miss., 1969-70, manages to subtly give witness to the time and place of the region in which Eggleston does his best work. The circumstances of the photograph are left up to conjecture, whether the man with the mustache was a familiar of Bill is a story left up to the viewer to construct. It’s an excerpt, a glance, at what he saw during the day. The man isn’t exactly clean, perhaps working on his car, from which he’s collected the Hinds County license plate. His tattoos aren’t professional, but his trousers are fantastic. Look at the backseat of the car where he sits, fabric bench, loads of headroom, elliptical rear window, vinyl cap to the seat top. The eyes don’t look directly at the camera. As a good guest or model, he’s minding his manners, hands on thighs and sitting up straight. If he’s indeed Southern, as the picture would lead one to presume, his mama would be proud, despite his greasy hair. It’s capturing a simplistic beauty that Eggleston’s best at, allowing the viewer to imagine what’s led up to the present moment of depiction, as well as the conditions of the immediate instant of photography, and the possibility of what happens after Bill puts his camera down.

The overturned car in Untitled, 1972, is about a perfect a ruster as one might ever hope to see. I’m drawn particularly to the chrome label still proclaiming the vehicle’s “Power Glide” capability, despite its obsolescence. Even its wheels have rotted, or have been stolen ages before Bill’s passing nearby. Bits of window glass litter the pavement. Like much of the South, it’s been left to seed and will return to dust, as the Interstate passes-by those backroads. You see this kind of carcass more often than one might expect. In forgotten spots of Memphis, overgrown with weeds, by the railroad tracks where the Southern-Pacific doesn’t come around anymore, they crop up like toadstools. Dilapidated warehouses tumbling down with broken windows and half demolished exterior walls, bricks crumbling – whole chunks at time – into the rubble, where men once worked 12-hour days to bring life to a city which, nowadays, couldn’t give a shit if they ever walked the earth or not, still haunt the parts of town to the south of Crump and North of Chelsea. This isn’t just a picture of an abandoned car on the side of a hardly-used road, it’s an epitaph for a ghost town. Bill chronicles the death of his own era in a town that’s trying to erase everything which made him possible. He documents the slow atrophy of a landscape that wishes it could forget its controversial past, to garner the tourist dollars of the Yankees who are searching for something quaint to recall their ‘authentic’ vacation to the vanquished Southland which they buried the moment they touched ground in the “Home of the Blues”. But I’m biased, so don’t put too much stock in the grudges held by one of the unreconstructed who’s currently living amidst the heathens of New York State. Still, look at Beale Street, and tell me my town isn’t being revamped as a down home Di(x)neyland.

Eggleston’s never been known as a photographic artist with a political bent, but occasionally a picture turns up that cannot be discussed as simply an aesthetic object, no matter how formalistically the image might be analyzed. Take Untitled, “Troubled Waters,” 1980, which depicts a Rebel flag in red, white and blue neon, flying over some sort of palm tree. It’s a beautiful photograph, the blue-black night illuminated with an evanescent light, no context provided, nor people or premise. It’s an icon, silent and stupid, almost majestic in its monumentality. For that’s what it is, no matter what the art connoisseurs might say, a monument. This damned electric thing stands for the Old Dominion. It stands for both heritage and hate at the same time. Periodocity means very little once it’s in a book for all eternity. By its very presence, the sign proclaims a way of life and concomitant mentality. Simply for its existence, it’s problematic. With its documentation, it’s at once art and propaganda, by virtue of its being chosen for display. Eggleston isn’t a Kluxer. He’s got the same issues as many of those from Memphis and the Delta, namely attempting, in the same breath, to give voice to their origins while trying to overcome them and, most times, failing – wonderously. The result is some kind of poetry of experience in which one is cursed to never reconcile what one hopes one could become, with what one knows for certain you’ll always remain, despite the better advice whispered somewhere from the back of your head.

The last time I saw Bill Eggleston was at Marshall Arts down the street from Sun Studio on Union Avenue, drinking cheap, art opening red wine. We had a show of new Memphis artists and there were a few photographers in the mix, all black and white. Cammie was passing out beers to the regular crowd, waiting for the Pawtuckets to play and get the party really going. I was happy because the tip jar was full and I’d get groceries in the morning. He asked me for a light, I think, and we badmouthed the Memphis art scene across the bar and made crude jokes with Cammie. Crinkley got on to me for giving him too much drink.”

Sonic Reducer
London’s Free Rock’n'Roll Reader
Issue No. 1
April 2003

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The boy Hutton, thoroughly pissed and asleep at William Eggleston’s favourite watering hole, The Lamplighter Lounge, April 2005. What a lightweight!

Holidays In The Sun?

Author: Joss Hutton

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DIY avoidance in excelsis! Yer author actually doing the dishes! (Pic by Beccy Connell)

A week and a half of holiday, at home, left largely to my own devices – so what am I gonna do? Probably a slightly less down at heel version of the habitual routine I’ve been practising since I was a nipper, when faced with similar downtime. Spin some records, read, smoke, read, change the record, glug a coffee, play some guitar (with varying degrees of success), change the record, watch half a film, smoke, read, do the washing up, spin some records, watch half a film, read, glug a coffee etc…

Nowt too bad about that, rite? It’ll be a gas for a few days, then I’ll start on the DIY avoidance therapy, which is basically a version of the above, with all of the sheer lazy-assed joy taken out. Eventually, it’s out with the pencil & paper and ruler – let DIY battle commence!

I’m afraid of power tools, especially being left-handed, as the ‘always on’ button is on that side of the handle, so every time I pick up one and take a manly grip, it’s “Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!” time. No fun. And psyching myself up by spinning a slice of vinyl braggadocio, such as old Bo’s “500% More Man”, that don’t work, neither…

After a few days of couch, crisps, cold beer and wading thru stuff I haven’t gotten around to playing/reading yet, I’ll be as ready as I’ve ever been, currently am and forseeably will be to put up some book shelves in the front room. These mythical MDF beasts will house the mountain of tomes that’re currently cunningly disguised as furniture, by dint of a coupla old rugs.

Ah, books. I worked for public libraries for years and could order or get a-hold of pretty much owt I wanted, so I developed a pretty serious reading habit, which I’ve had to scale back on and leave purchases to the odd splurge and charity shop/boot fair happenstance, much like my vinyl consumption…

Years ago, I usedta go see the late, much missed Mike Hart at Compendium books in Camden Town, to load up on the latest and shoulda been the greatest. Nowadays, I thriftily check the local Oxfam bookshop, go booting, charity shopping on Saturday morning, and occasionally take a trip with Nadia out to a rather special industrial unit in Somerset called The Book Barn. In terms of gotta-have-it newbies, I do the triple check between Amazun marketplace, FleaBay and AbeBooks.co.uk – can’t afford not to…

Am currently half-way thru re-reading Iain Sinclair’s “Lights Out For The Territory”, which is bringing up some great memories of early-1990s shenanigans in Shoreditch, back when most of the pubs closed at 8pm, and you didn’t go into the ones that were open, unless you liked tits, razors or both. A well-thumbed volume of Damon Runyon shorties is by the bed; Brian Chidester & Dominic Priore’s great-looking but rather insight-less “Pop Surf Culture” is under the coffee table; I’m halfway thru Leiber & Stoller’s pretty snappy but kinda too breezy autobio, “Hound Dog”; and my pal Louie gave me a book about an all-black US car racing circuit in the 30s, “For Gold & Glory”, which looks fascinating. Oh, and Jon Savage’s new tome is vibrating at monolithic pitch somewhere around the general environs…

Yikes! How am I ever going to find time to build those shelves?

Recent spins that makes me grin:

“Sweet Thang” – Jack O & The Tennessee Tearjerkers (Goner)
“I Want To Be Evil” – Eartha Kitt (RCA)
“Six Pack” – Black Flag (Alternative Tentacles)
“Shot By Both Sides” – Magazine (Virgin)
“Smorgasbord” – Slim Gaillard (Verve)
“Low Rider” – War (Island)
“Slummer The Slum” – The 5 Royales (King)
“Incendiary Device” – Johnny Moped (Chiswick)
“Authentic R&B” – Various (Stateside)
“Calypsos Too Hot To Handle” – Various (Monogram)
“She’s Gotta Wobble” – Sugar Boy (Imperial)
“Together” – Various (Designer Records)
“Let Her Dance” – Bobby Fuller (Mustang)

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Joe Meek lives!

Author: Joss Hutton

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Yer author & Hermann, who’s been behaving hisself but could do with more Meek on ‘im… (Photo: Beccy Connell)

I’ve long been partial to Joe Meek, thanks to being introduced to such RGM/Meeksville Sound stormers as The Syndicats’ “Crawdaddy Simone” and “You’re Holding Me Down” by The Buzz via various bootleg sets while in my teens, and subsequent early-1990s edumacation into the delights of Screaming Lord Sutch, Heinz’s choicest flipsides and a whole plethora of 304 Holloway Road greats by articles in the ever-awesome Ugly Things magazine and such pals as Toe Rag Studios’ majordomo, Liam Watson; vinyl magpies extraordinaire, Wayne ‘Katmandude’ Northern and Tony ‘The Folkie’ Bailey; and the (then) manager of Rock On in Camden Town, Nick ‘Technimedia’ Garrad.

After the appearance of John Respch’s Meek biography and the Arena TV documentary, my appreciation for Meek’s otherness – sonically, conceptually, and within the framework of the 1950s and 1960s music biz – deepened considerably. I even got to climb the stairs of 304 one night, along with several pals who were far deeper into the thing than I, for a Joe Meek Appreciation Society event which, if I remember rightly, included a screening of rare footage plus a pub gig featuring various former artists (memory hazy here!).

Needless to say, during Nick Moran’s incredibly impressive Meek biopic, “Telstar”, which Nadia and I journeyed to Bristol to see yesterday, in a mall strip deemed by my wonderful wife to be “The second most depressing place ever – after Dyess, Arkansas”, I was getting multi-sensory flashbacks (not THAT kind!) like crazy.

Informed by a Proustian mixture of Holloway Road traffic fume funk and baking paving slabs, ‘London rented flat’ cheap carpet despair, and (first location) Toe Rag Studio’s miasma of hot valves, farts, roll-ups and warm Tolex, I came to the conclusion that – a handful of unfortunate mishtakes and understandable acts of dramatic licence notwithstanding – “Telstar” is the finest, most true to the gosh-darn spirit of rock’n'roll motion picture made thus far, which isn’t really saying much for it as a genre form, but suffice to say that the bar is now infantesimally higher. Con O’Neill should get an Oscar for his depiction of Meek. My god (your god, what god?), he is wonderful.

But even if you’ve never passed by 304 Holloway Road on the bus, craning your neck to see if it was still for sale or even occupied, as I did countless times in my London years; thrilled to the frequent ‘silk purse from sow’s ear’ nature of Meek’s stunning productions for the likes of Sutch and Heinz; or puzzled about the man in any way, then “Telstar” is still an amazing piece of dramatic work – “Really brilliant” quoth Nadia. From James Corden’s hilarious turn as Clem Cattini, thru the sly cameos by an amazing array of Meek artists and associates, to the unlikely but effective use of the ‘other fella’ from The Libertines as (sweet) Gene Vincent, it’s a helluva ride.

The few, in my opinion, occasions where Moran wrong-footed are to do with minor details (Mitch Mitchell never had an afro when he was with The Riot Squad, the wrong Vox AC15 amps being depicted, yawn etc) and showing 304 studio assistant Patrick Pink as having been Meek’s lover (not the case). But there’s certainly no major, insurmountable, WTF? type of clangers, as was the case with “Cadillac Records” (writing Phil Chess out of the story!), or big screen schmaltzification, as with the (admittedly v. enjoyable) “Great Balls Of Fire” and “Walk The Line”.

So for those who have been asking me, via Fizzogbook, what “Telstar” was like, in a word: AMAZING!

So go and see it!

My favourite Joe Meek tunes, productions, whatever:

1) “‘Til The Following Night” – Screaming Lord Sutch (HMV): A glorious example of Meek’s unsurpassed sonic resourcefulness and willingness to go the extra (murder) mile, in order to present an absolutely no-hope, can’t carry a tune in a gold bucket ‘talent’ in the best possible light. After a ‘kitchen sink’ (probably literally) scene-setter of graveyard effects, Richie Blackmore and co. kick-off in a storming manner, before Sutchy comes in exactly at the wrong time (“When…”), totally on the off-beat and out of tune, thus ruining all their hard work and assuring his immortality. Genius, all-round. Quite expensive to find on 45, but keep hunting cos it’s REALLY worth it – think I gladly paid a tenner for my copy.

2) “Can’t Get Through To You” – The Honeycombs (Pye): The Meek-penned flip to the poptastic “That’s The Way” predates Nick ‘Basher’ Lowe’s insanely speedy work on the first Damned LP by many a moon and only has a contemporary analogue in the eponymous debut set from Dutch geniuses The Outsiders. Seriously compressed, sped-up guitar work gives this paranoid classic, which reportedly concerns Meek’s ongoing infatuation with Heinz, an amphetamine edge like that of no other “selective walking” (i.e. stalking) tune hitherto discovered! Many thanks to Liam Watson for first playing me this about 15 years back, and Russell ‘Rusty’ Hopkinson for reminding me of its greatness while visiting the other month. Easily available on 45 for £3-£4.

3) “Bring It To Jerome” – David John & The Mood (Parlophone): A raving, pounding slice of Brit rhythm’n'blues greatness (bowl haircut, armful of maraccas, secondhand leer, several PYE R&B records nearby) that features ‘toilet chain on biscuit tin’ percussion. I kid ye not. Original 45′s insanely expensive, but it’s been booted on 7″ in the past coupla years.

4) “Peter Gunn Locomotion” – Freddie Starr (Decca): Sometimes, useless musical knowledge can prove beneficial to the community at large, such as about a decade back, when I happily settled an overheard, obviously escalating argument between two late middle-aged strangers in a Chelsea boozer, by stating that, yes, Freddie Starr did once make a great rock’n'roll record. Well, he’s fucking hopeless on it, but everything else is just another case of Meek going all-out for glory, welding the Peter Gunn theme to crappy, Locomotion-quoting lyrics, with screams and everyfink. Pretty difficult to get on 45, but I’ve managed to pick up a couple of copies over the years, for around an “I’ll give it foive”-er.

5) “Johnny, Remember Me” – John Leyton (Top Rank): The most genuinely strange record to ever hit No. 1? A mainstay of car boot sales and charity shops everywheres, and a serious amount of sonics for 50p.

6) “Come On Back” – The Cryin’ Shames (Decca): A late-period freakbeat classic from Meek, replete with incredibly atmospheric, muchos wobbly organ, bass and guitar interplay. Spooky-ookey! Again, the original 45 is an eye-watering rarity, but it was recently reissued on 45 by Gary Ramon’s ACME label.

7) Crawdaddy Simone – The Syndicats (Columbia): When this monstrous cut pounds its way into your brain during the closing credits of “Telstar”, it sounds like nothing as much as the musical equivalent of Stonehenge: monumental, unfathomable and existing outside of time itself. Probably Meek’s most sought-after mid-60s release, the original 45 goes for an astronomical figure, but it’s been repro-ed on 7″ recently. I don’t regret much in life, but on that short list is not buying an original demo 45 of this for, what seemed then an astronomical price of, £50 back in the mid-1980s. Oh, well…

Addendum: My good friend and former colleague, Ali Catterall, co-author of the classic Brit fillum tome, “Your Face Here”, found “Telstar” to be “An embarrassing farrago, an amateurish, incoherent pantomime”. Check out Ali’s review here and make yer own mind up…

Die Electric Eels, fixing the jukebox and other essentials…

Author: Joss Hutton

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Gah, had me hands in Hermann’s innards, yet again. Bloody jukebox is playing flipsides intermittently, as part of his bag o’trix, which also includes stopping at the end of rekkids fer no reason (actually, an internal wiring block needs ‘wiggling’), only showing part of the selection number and not the letter on the display (gawd knows), and the top neon tube not lighting (another ‘wiggle’ job). But we love him so! Well, who could blame Hermann (cos he’s German, and I love Bernard Hermann), as he’s got a rite auld mix o’gems and nanker to get through!

We like a grab bag of ancient and moderne elecktrickery in our house. I’m fully conversant o’the fact that our H could be replaced by an iPod Nano that’s as big as one of his selector buttons, and I allus get a sinking feeling when he conks aht at the end of “Please Don’t Go Topless, Mother” by seven-year-old Troy Hess or Nadia’s much-loved copy of Louis & Ella’s “Stone Cold Dead In The Market Place”, but at least I can use my limited knowledge o’electricals (switch it off, apply contact cleaner, wiggle it, switch back on ) and it seems to bear fruit. When the Mac I’m currently bashin’ at goes wrong, I’m sunk, really. And there’s the nub…

Had a very old pal from Australia visiting this weekend (hey, Becky! ) and Nadia drove us all out to the town of Frome yesterday, which is about 13 miles outta Bath, cos it was threatening to rain, as it always does when friends visit. Far from being notable solely for my cousin Henry’s long-running band of musical n’er do wells, The Bad Detectives (est. 1975), related post-punk cult icons Animals And Men, and my uncle Pete’s secret biscuit tin, in many ways, it’s a now a sorta catch-all town of yer dreams. There’s a little pub that brews its own really quite astonishingly great beer, The Griffin, where the always-excellent ‘Detectives and other great local bands play fer nowt – try and catch Shindig! magazine co-prexy Andy Morten’s psych duo, Leonardo’s Bicycle, or his ’66 freakbeat trio, Magic Tractor, again with his fellow former Nerve/Bronco Bullfrog pard, Mike Poulson… anyhoo, yesh, apart from the excellent drinkery and musik, Frome’s blossomed into some kinda retail land of dreams, with an excellent selection of independent shops up the picture-skew Catherine St, including several vintage clothing places, a great hat shop, Bea and Evie (Bailey Panamas fer £32!) and the sooper-hip Deadly Is The Female (for ladies’ bodies and gentlemenses’ eyeses!). Round the corner is a genuwine, honest-to-gosh, old skool records shop – two, actually – namely Rave From The Grave‘s CD and vinyl shopses. The latter’s just great fer diggers, as its half-timbered frontage gives no indication of the simple mass of wax that inhabits its twisty, three-storey innards. Like, packed aht, bub!

Some great stuff in there, and pretty good prices, to boot. First time I went in was a coupla years back, and snagged a set of gay and lesbian 1920s jazz on the Stash label, Television’s Ork 7″ fer a fiver, and other similarly ‘wha’ t’fuck?’ kind of items. A great, equally oddball haul yesterday, for Becky and meself both. My £15 7″ haul wuz Sam Cooke’s “Saturday Night” (jukebox-bound, by Nadia’s demand), AC/DC’s “High Voltage” and Ramones’ “Rock’n'Roll High School” fer the DJ box, Carla Thomas’s “B-A-B-Y Baby” (also set fer Hermann, as it’s an all-time Memphis fave) and, last but not leastly, Die Electric Eels’ glorious “So Agitated” – used to have it, but must’ve given away to someone while drunk. I described it to Becky as being like Eric Cartman fronting The Stooges, if they were playing with oven mitts on. Seriously, folks, it’s the bee’s knees, ankles and toeses! Ahem…

Slacks: the first sign of encroaching geezerdom…

Author: Joss Hutton
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So, I like a nice pair of slacks, is this the first sign of Meltzer-ish geezerdom? I reckon it might…

Preferably, my slacks are drop-loop, Hollywood-style gaberdine cuffed jobbies or Cramerton cloth khakis, with enuff extra waistage to wear as hipsters or over the belly, as what my pal Paul once termed “titsters”…

I was khakied-up like a GI over the weekend, a long one a’ Paris, for Nadia’s oncle’s surprise 70th party. Lovely peeps, nice champagne, great horses doublies (whatever) and all-round fun. Sunday, we spent a full ten hours doing two of the flea markets, much to the regret of my lower back and feets, before crashing out with a can o’brew at l’hotel and giggling at a Depardieu / Reno two-hander, Tais-Toi! Said flick is summat of a classic of post-Tati stoopidity – up there with the original Les Visiteurs and, of an older vintage, the trump-tastic La Soupe Aux Choux… then it was steak-frites, a nice half-bottle of a very lively red and zonko…

Other than that, we saw Jarvis Cocker wandering around Monmatre, paid far too much money for our preferred on-hols beverages (beer’n'espresso & Perrier citron) and foodage, once again found Parisians to be relatively charming, and didn’t half enjoy ourselves…

I spent the trip humming the following. Why, I (mostly) dunno:

“Lead Me On” – Bobby Bland (Great BBC4 doc the other week)
“Red Temple Prayer (Two-Headed Dog)” – Roky Erickson & Blieb Alien (“Children nailed to the cross” – wither, Mr Osbourne?)
“Never Come Back” – Dogs (Excellent, Paris-based ’70s-’80s punk’n'poppers, like the Gallic ‘Groovies)
“Guitar Army” – The Rationals (Lyrically daft, but great skronky guitar chunks)
“Find My Way Home” – Jack O & The Tennessee Tearjerkers (Divine honk)

Tieing in neatly – with no payola – old Jack O’s got a new platter out, “The Disco Outlaw”, on Memphis’s own, uber-stalwart Goner label. Greatness assured. Buy.

Goner have released some really fine rekkids, including Harlan T Bobo’s magisterial “Too Much Love”, the incomparable Reigning Sound’s onstage mash of 40 years o’great r’n'r’n'f-r’n'c’n'p’n'g’n'r&b action, “Live At Goner Records”, and The Reatards’ gloriously, um, sophisticated “Your So Lewd” – sample lyric, from the pen of current Pitchfork darling, Jay Reatard: “You like my personality, I like your tittles”.

Aaah, well, a man can only deal with so much new (or old) world sophistication, y’know…

Speaking of baser instincts, these 7″ or 12″ vinyl recorderings from various ages (and boot fairs) have proved unexpectedly popular while DJing recently – at public houses, working peoples’ clubses and a bowling alley – for dancing, drinking or relaxing purposes. Each garnered serious floor-shakin’, saw more alcool being ordered or prompted “What was that?” type o’queries. You or your sister may like them also:

“Stop Playing Ping Pong With My Heart” – The Six Teens (Flip)
“Black Betty” – Ram Jam (Columbia)
“Straight Shooter” / “Time Bomb High School” – Reigning Sound (In The Red)
“Strolling After Dark” – The Shades (Scottie)
“Pussy, Pussy, Pussy” – The Light Crust Dough Boys (Rambler)
“Trouble’s Brewin’” – The Meditation Singers (Jewel)
“The Sausage” – Baldhead Growler (Jump Up)
“Is It True” – Brenda Lee (Brunswick)
“Hanging On The Telephone” – The Nerves (Nerves Records)

The last un’s the original. If you’ve never heard it, grab yourself the Bomp! package of this triple-threat pre-punk trio’s stuff, “One Way Ticket”, for some gen-u-wine pop thrills. Peter Case, Paul Collins and Jack Lee – whoo! Total talent fest, w/ no guitar solos. Lee’s self-released’n'titled solo LP on Maiden America, which was funded with the moolah he earned from Blondie’s hit versh, is also worth picking up – it features such great nuggets as “Come Back And Stay” (yep, the one Paul Young did) and the endearingly faux-tuff “Crime Doesn’t Pay”, with it’s boom-boom, non-sensical but cracking chorus of “John Dillinger died / Crime doesn’t pay”… hey, it’s no dafter than anything The Clash ever did, rite?

Elsewhere, I’ve really been enjoying John Broven’s new book, “Record Makers And Breakers”, a real fine main course after a neat-o twofer starter – Mark E Smith’s autobio ‘n’ Dave Simpson’s “The Fallen”, and I don’t even own any Fall stuff. Broven’s tome is a big bugger and hardly made for bathtime relaxing, but if you wanna grok other side of the post-war music dream, it’s essential to get yer elbows wet. As someone who loooves 7″s, I was tickled beyond all reason to read that, following Columbia’s introduction of the vinyl album, RCA Victor thought they’d better get with the program, and so deducted 33 from 78, which left 45…

Strange Things Happening Every Day

Author: Joss Hutton

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Ahh, this time four years ago, I was drunk as a skunk at my good friend Tad Pierson’s fishing camp in West Memphis, Arkansas, celebrating my stag night with copious amounts of PBR, home-made chilli, moonshine and a dozen close friends, from as far away as Wichita Falls, Texas (where The Last Picture Show was filmed), the London and Frome, Somerset.

A coupla guys who lived at the camp – which was the far side of a dirt bank levee, and inhabited by a mix of the ornery, the half-mad, and itinerant construction workers plus Tad – turned up with some pallets to burn on the fire. There was much “Oooh, this is kool” type of comment from various peeps who’d never been to Memphis before. Tad, Ross G, Joe P and myself kept schtum, as the bottle of moonshine did the rounds, and recently caught fish was displayed proudly – we were hoping for the best kind of cultural cross-pollination, but fearing the worst.

“Pay him no mind, he’s half injun, anyways,” said the guy with the pickup and yellow waders, as his compadre threw the empty ‘shine bottle on the fire, “You know it’s good ‘shine cos it burns blue.”

We held our breath, and not just due to the inflammatory effect that the liquor was having on our gullets. Sure enough, an hour or so of pleasantries gave way to our pallet’n'shine-bearing guest with the waders declaring, “The only good n***er is a dead n***ger”, and other utterly inaccurate and unpolite statements of a type already known to the world by many descriptions. Said increasingly unwanted guest pressed on further, talked of “hanging ‘em from trees” and “beating ‘em with baseball bats”.

The faces of my friends whose hitherto closest experience of this kind had been Daily Mail readers or humming Duelling Banjos in jest then went a kind of grey colour. No fun, no mo’ – the ugly truth, sat on the log next to you, gesticulating wildly.

Weirdly touched by my impending nuptials, the racist in the yellow waders (no blood visible, fish or otherwise) gave me a cheap, gold-plated ring as a “sign of Memphis hospitality” – said he was given it by a local crime kingpin, in return for services rendered as a paid-up member of the Ayran Nation.

Duty bound to reciprocate, I removed a cherished badge from my rakish, motorcycle-style cap (freshly purchased from Alvin Lansky at Mr Hats that very day) and handed it to the fella in the waders, who’d declared his undying love of his hometown, Memphis, and vowed to rid it of “all f**king n***ers”.

“That’s mighty kind of you, I shall wear it always,” he said, with a tear in his voice, embracing me fishily, before standing back and stepping into the firelight, to get a clearer view of the gift from the “Engerlish fella”.

“What’s this stand for, anyways?”, he asked, turning the enamel Stax Records badge around in the flickering light, before fixing it to the strap of his waders.

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Some 12 hours later, Nadia and I became the first people to get married inside Sun Studio, 706 Union Avenue, thanks to a lot of help from our friends and family, many of whom journeyed halfway round the world for the occasion.

Happy fourth anniversary, darlin’…

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Home of the hits

Author: Joss Hutton

“Hits are in baseball, singles are in bars and your royalty lives in a chateau in Europe.” So quoth Memphis-centric, North Mississippi-dwelling maverick Jim Dickinson, whose self-admitted non-career is as good a yardstick to measure your own musical consumption/attitude against as any.

I self-retired from writing about music a few years back, sick to death of the self-aggrandising nature of the industry, and close to losing my nearly lifelong love for the glorious sound of what old Shakey termed, “a thousand twangling instruments”.

From my perspective, any industry which has systematically undermined the basic perceived value of its own product to the extent that the music industry has over the past few decades thoroughly deserves to die. And the industry isn’t tackling this problem in the same way that the film industry has, with regard to falling cinema attendance – making it a unique sensory experience. This, admittedly damning, statement comes from the perspective of someone who has consistently involved themselves in taking music to the people (who are far more savvy than the industry ever gave them credit for), by the basic dint of playing in bands, DJing, promoting shows, editing magazines, putting like-minded people together simply because it would be good for them, and other ‘behind the scenes’ type of behaviours…
Sometimes, this means playing 45s in the back room of a pub, to one man and his dog, or dealing with coke-fuelled venue managers who don’t think you should be paid even as much as their glass collectors. Other times, this type of long-term boredom-avoidance technique has seen Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings become legit stars in Australia (their last LP sold 30k!), prompted the MC5 to reform, and resulted in being onstage at Shepherds Bush Empire (accompanied by a case of free beer!), spinning 13th Floor Elevators and Sister Rosetta Tharpe 45s to the assembled faithful who have come to grokk Arthur Lee’s “Forever Changes” in all of its symphonic glory.

The music press also deserves a painful death, because (as I believe Mr Richard Meltzer ascertained in 1972 or thereabouts), it doesn’t work. At all. Think back to the first time you put a 45 on the deck, were just blown away, and then put it on again, not quite understanding the synapse-frying explosion of sound and emotion that just took place. This is still how people react to music. But you would be hard pressed to find any real joy in the music press, especially when comparing it to the contents of the RBP archive, wherein musical life doth dwell, in all of its gloriously fractured, opinionated, random, hilarious glory.
Even a cursory interaction with the general public will tell you, a) the music press doesn’t speak to them, so they ignore it, b) there is a great amount of untapped general goodwill towards music, and c) folks like to hear a mixture of things they know and stuff that’s new to them.

From my experience, the knock-on effect from the music business’s ever-more-desperate (and expensive) attempts to maintain a public consensus (we know the means they employ, so no point in detailing ‘em) have resulted in the present 25-35 age group just liking set genres of music, or playing ‘keepy-uppy’ with the monthly glossies or such laughable exercises in stamp collecting as Pitchfork – and in falling numbers, as this kind of deeply unsatisfactory consumerism surely takes its toll and results in a palpable lack of joy on almost every human level. Happily, the deeply flawed ‘best album’ syndrome has little or no effect on young ‘uns, which is where the industry and press are failing deeply. Numerous conversations with peeps over the past few years have told me that, not unreasonably, they care not a jot for the very old-fashioned idea that (in anything other than a contextual way) it matters when a record was made, how many it sold, or whether the artist (loonie, liability, godhead – insert desired epithet here) even produced a Mojo-sized, editorially-approvable, South Bank Show-worthy canon.

The role of the music press is to put the great sweep of music into context for those who are interested. I’m a 21st century man, so what’s with this delineation into ‘new releases’ and ‘reissues’? Hell, if it’s new to me, it’s new! Happily, that’s the way young music fans feel, too…

So, enuff ranting, what have I been doing lately? Well, continuing my seemingly random musical voyage, I’ve been reducing my listening to purely “Gotta, gotta” (thank yew Mr O Redding) levels as (and this also goes for TV consumption) I find that a meandering, occasional trawl is somehow more satisfying than being in thrall to an overweening sense of obligation. I make no apologies for, what some would say, my ‘limited’ attention span and range of genres (I ain’t cool)…
I’m still amazed by “The Last Kind Words”, a comp of desperate blues’n’gospel skronk on Portland’s ever-marvy Mississippi label. I will get around to playing Kilburn & The High Roads’ “Handsome”, but am still chowing down on the awesome back cover and saving it for a rainy day (which is pretty likely to be soon round these parts). I’ve been strangely enthralled by the 45 of the Miracles’ “You Really Got A Hold On Me”, which is far more forceful and less trebly than the remembered version, and just grokked the amazing behavioural similarities between the final dance number at a grand 18th Century ball and remembered school disco reactions to “There’s A Ghost In My House” – handclaps, in both instances. Does the end of all collective musical interaction end with the dancers’ aural participation? Answers onna (virtual) postcard…

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