KEITH RICHARDS’ DIARY as told to Kris DiLorenzo
1972 or thereabouts:
Played the Garden– I think, heh-heh. The building kept jumpin’ up and down, an’ I was sideways, so, well, y’ know….
Fell asleep somewhere. Woke up on the cover of Rolling Stone.
Hey–somebody fixed my teeth when I wasn’t looking. Mother’s Little Helper, you know, heh-heh.
Ronnie, finish my sentence for me, will ya becuzz mma sohglp’f, mefk;’ fmah ha ha ha
Yeh, we’re goin’ into th’ studio today. Or tomorrow. Maybe it was last week. Whatever.
Have an idea for a few licks. Think I’ll–ZZZzzzz…..
Mick’s a soddin’ wanker. We’re like brothers.
2006 The Bigger Bang Tour
OWW! What the hell…was I up a tree? Ha ha ha I thought I was changing a light bulb.
Best cure for that is jet skiing.
OWW! What the hell…
That’s all I can remember.
