For the year 2009, the Memphis Goons, as represented by Xavier, make these resolutions:
1) Eat more Twinkies.
2) No sex during church services.
3) No more Flavor Flav jokes.
4) Barfing is optional.
5) Women and children first, unless it’s a pile of Memphis barbq.
6) Play Gentrys, Hombres, Gants, and Sam the Sham records every Monday.
7) Try not to shit in our pants during recording sessions. 
Remember Blowfly in our prayers.
There are lots more resolutions, but we won’t keep them anyway so what the hell.
